Jenna Lyons is Selling a Ton of Her Clothes and I’m Panicking

You know that “icebreaker” question where you’re asked which five people you’d invite to a hypothetical fantasy dinner party? I’ve always hated trying to answer that. Even after four different jobs, three different schools and two different sleepaway camp experiences (i.e. fertile ground for icebreakers), I have yet to perfect my hypothetical fantasy dinner party list.

Instead, I wish someone would ask me the names of five people whose closets I would like to hypothetically raid. That list has been perfected for years: Diana Ross, Patricia Field, Donna Summer, Miss Piggy and Jenny Lyons.

To clarify: these are the names of five people whose closets I would like to hypothetically raid in my wildest fantasies (which is why I included a muppet). Imagine my surprise, then, when I learned I could raid one of their closets FOR REAL.

That’s right!!! The wardrobe of Jenna Lyons, former Creative Director of J.Crew and forever style icon, is currently available to shop in this lifetime (a.k.a. immediately) on The RealReal.

Let that information sink in. Okay. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Trick question, because I’m thinking about two things and one of them is lunch, but I’m also thinking about how I need to approach this unprecedented opportunity with great strategy and care, especially since a ton of her stuff has already sold out and I’m fully panicking as a result. Below, please find the fruits of my diligence: an artfully curated list of the seven best things to shop from the proffered contents of her wardrobe, accompanied by Jenna Lyons-inspired outfit ideas to wear them with because WHEN IN ROME, you know?

1. A Marc Jacobs Striped Tweed Jacket

To be worn with patterned trousers and a trench coat draped around your shoulders like a cape. None of that arms-in-sleeves business allowed.

2. An Altuzarra Embellished Metallic Sweater

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To be worn with a feathered, floor-length ball skirt, naturally.

3. A J.Crew Sequined Knee-Length Skirt

To be worn with a crisp white button down for ultimate day-to-night satisfaction.

4. A J.Crew Abstract Jacquard Skirt

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To be worn with a neon orange crewneck t-shirt.

5. A Pair of 3.1 Phillip Lim High-Rise Suspender Pants

To be worn with a tuxedo shirt, a bow moonlighting as a bowtie and thick-rimmed glasses.

6. A Derek Lam Hooded Silk Dress

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To be worn with a brooch-adorned cargo vest.

7. A pair of Gianvito Rossi Artemis Lace-Up Sandals

To be worn with metallic pants and a striped boat neck top.

Tell me what you’re eyeing, and then tell me the five people whose closets YOU would want to raid.

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Harling Ross

Harling is a writer and was most recently the Brand Director at Man Repeller.

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