This week’s episode of Monocycle is practically like having an audio stylist who may or may not be a serial killer given the information she feeds you and the way in which she suggests you should dress. Of course, she is me, and I can assure you that I have never killed anything save for a cupcake, which I’m pretty sure was meant to be “killed” in the way I committed the murder. The other thing, I guess, is that per usual, it’s never actually about the literal clothes on your back. They’re an expression! Call them an art form! The way in which you choose to present your thesis to the world without actually having to explain yourself! So, please, saddle up with a pair of shin-length socks, consider a satin mini skirt and tell me: would you wear a robe to gym class?
No? Okay. But please, do show me what you’re actually wearing. Either in the comment feed below or via Instagram using the hashtag #MRMonocycle.