Monocycle: Episode 45, Resolutions

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Hi ppl! We’re back together. Again. And because tomorrow is the last day of this year (am I alone in asserting that even though we’re all here and alive as evidenced by my writing this and your reading this and therefore truly in no position to complain, some drastic element of the year fucking sucked?), here is an episode about resolutions, not to be confused with goals.

Things covered in the episode include:

+The fact that this was recorded while I was sitting in the passenger seat of a rental car in Los Angeles

+Why following a somewhat tumultuous but overall subservient relationship with resolutions, I don’t want to make them anymore

+The one time I kept a resolution (hold on to the same Metrocard for one whole year), how it made me feel (fine), and see previous bullet point

+My control issues (I’m so vain)

+Grief (which is seemingly the only thing I can talk about these days)

+Letting go (another theme you might be tired of hearing about)


+How relieving and gratifying it feels to say to yourself, “I think I was an okay human in 2016, so I’m just going to continue on that path in 2017.”

Take a listen, let me know what you think, and down here by the ~*~girltalk~*~ station that is our comment feed, tell me if you’re making a resolution. What is it? If you’re not, why not?

For what it’s worth, you were an okay human in 2016, so if you decide that you’re just going to continue to maintain the status quo in 2017, that’s completely and utterly fine by me. Self-improvement is great, but being proud of who you are right now — flaws, hang ups, curious tendencies and all — that’s fucking awesome.

Related Stories:

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Why Do We Make Resolutions?

I Refuse to Feel Bad About My Phone

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Leandra M. Cohen

Leandra M. Cohen is the founder of Man Repeller.

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