How a Sex Party Taught Me the Joy of Second Base

“What are you wearing to the sex party?” she texts. I’m at work, and even though no one has ever read my phone over my shoulder, I instinctively look around. “We’re not going to a sex party,” I text back. “Actually, if you think about it, we’re going to a no-sex party.” “I don’t care … Continue reading How a Sex Party Taught Me the Joy of Second Base