I’ll say. Victoria Beckham dropped the lookbook for her new Target collection yesterday like a damn album and I plan to spend at least ten minutes of this day scrolling through it. I’m gonna tell you what I need and why and then you do the same. By that point, it should be basically lunch time. (The snow day this week really messed with my head. So far the most productive things I’ve been able to manage are learning how to dance like Prince William and cataloging belted outfits in my head.) Also do we think VB says Target with a hard T, or Targé, like your dad does?
Fun facts about this collection before we begin.
Price range: $6 to $70, with most items under $40.
Size offerings: XS to 3X for women — ty for size inclusivity, VB — and NB to XL for girls, toddler and baby.
Available: All Target stores and on Target.com beginning April 9th. Select pieces will be available for sale for global shoppers internationally via VictoriaBeckham.com, where there is currently a woman doing a terrible job of hiding during Hide-and-Seek.
Enough horsing around. Let’s talk shop. I need:
This full pink ensemble, very Samantha Jones.
These pants to accompany me on warm-weather picnics.
Both of these dresses (I’m praying the pink one comes in an adult human size, no offense to the short person in this photo).
The jacket on the right, cool for the gym.
And this dress for MOTHA EFFIN SPRING.
K, your turn!
Photos courtesy Target.